Thursday, October 23, 2014

Spiritual Jake

On the way home from school...

Me: So you learned about G today?
Jake: Yes, I need to bring something that starts with G next week.
Me: Cool. I see you wrote a letter to your grandparents. Does that start with G?
Jake: Mom, I'm not Jesus.
Me: Yep. Why did you say that?
Jake: I can't just make my grandparents appear in my classroom like Jesus appeared in that room with the disciples.
Me: Yep. Maybe we can bring your gorilla instead.
Jake: Good plan.

In the garage while unloading the car...

Jake: Satan is the Devil. Satan is the Devil. Satan is the Devil. (in song) Oh wait. Dear Jesus, I'm sorry I said Satan. Amen'

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